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Its an active week again only at Casa MetroDad. Work is busy. My MIL was in town. And Lord knows my DVR is bursting for the seams. Therefore, posting could be a little light. However, as usual, Ive got random things on my own mind so I thought Id spew them out all at one time. Here
METHINKS THOU ART QUITE STRANGE! I BID YOU ANON!
I were built with a salesman within my office on Friday who had been trying to get my opportunity. He would be a really nice guy and then we started shooting the shit about non-work related topics. I was dealing with the Peanut. He was telling me about his kids. We talked just a little about sports. When I asked him what he was doing over the weekend, he said he would a Renaissance Faire. I thought it was pretty funny and assumed he was taking the campiness factor. You know, spend a couple of hours outdoors, drink a couple of beers, watch a joust. Then, he proceeds to express to me about how precisely he and his awesome whole family dress up in costume and speak in medieval tongue EVERY weekend. I thought he was kidding until he showed me the photos. I do not know whether he looked a lot more a gay Musketeer or even the illegitimate love child of Friar Tuck and Falstaff.
Seriously? I think Id rather sell to a Trekkie.
I let my daughter eat started, hang off of the bars for the jungle gym, run wildly throughout the streets of NYC, jump headfirst away from the couch, and enjoy scissors. So can someone please show me why I completely anxiety when she gets within 10 feet of the unpeeled grape?
I wasnt a parent or gaurdian when previous fads like Cabbage Patch Kids, Beanie Babies, or Power Rangers was crowned the must-have gift in the holiday season. The whole idea of a must-have gift is really foreign in my opinion. Owing to my parents immigrant status, the holiday season werent a problem in our home. Usually, on Christmas, Id either receive a 20 bill or possibly a new book. Yes, that it was slightly traumatic for the time. However, watching people go nuts to acquire stuff during the holiday season always amazed us! Who would sleep within the parking lot of Wal-Mart manufactured after Thanksgiving to make sure they could get their practical a TOY? White everyone is so funny sometimes, no?
Anyway, at this point, almost all of you have heard concerning the hysteria around the release of TMX Elmo. The latest version on the Tickle-Me Elmo doll is retailing around 39.99. However, caused by limited supply, sellers on E-Bay happen to be listing the toy for 150. Holy crap! If you cant beat em, join em. BossLady and I just bought 12 TMX Elmos. If we sell them for 150 each, well make money of 1, 320. That should be sufficient money for all of us to check into your Ritz-Carlton, order in room service, and tickle the other extremely for a number of days! God bless that little furry red bastard!
My mother-in-law is visiting us now so Ive been using the couch from the living room. I love my MIL to death so I dont really mind. Besides, I tend to stay up late so that it works out all right. The weird thing is the fact when I sleep for the couch, I can see into my neighbors apartments next door. The other night, as I was reading, I noticed someone generating a sandwich at 2:00 am. Definitely my type of guy. Im a huge fan with the late-night hoagie and I have enormous respect for my fellow stoner chefs. But then, I started considering what style of sandwich the guy was making. What if that it was brie and green apple with a baguette? What if that it was black trumpet mushrooms with white truffle fondue over a ciabatta roll? Or worse, what happens if he was generating a sandwich with goat cheese? Ewww! Then, naturally, my opinion in the neighbor can be COMPLETELY different.
I was literally so preoccupied effortlessly this that I was only about to rummage from the closet to locate our binoculars when I decided I should probably just go to never until after setting up a sandwich. Peanut butter jelly, thanks to you.
I am not only a handy man. I am handy in many alternative methods. If you want to know where you might get the best Moroccan food in NYC, need you to definitely give a speech at the wedding, or have an interest in what sort of wine goes best with pizza, I am definitely your man. However, on the subject of household chores, I am generally useless. Last week, I actually paid a person to come over and change the lightbulbs in this den as the last time I tried to accomplish this, I wound up ripping the fixtures out from the ceiling.
Now, BossLady and I are discussing redoing our kitchen. During the total gut renovation individuals apartment a number of years ago, we ran from money before we've got to the kitchen. Yet, somehow, I have it around my head that I can singlehandledly get it done by myself with many help from my local freinds at Ikea. Thankfully, my lovely wife reminded me not only regarding the lightbulb incident but also around the time where I was convinced I could repaint our old apartment without any help and we ended up choosing the floor for two main months.
So weve decided which are just gonna save some money and still have someone professionally renovate our kitchen. At our current rate of savings, we believe that should be approximately 2026. However, if anyone around would like to swap manual labor for a few witty repartee, please e-mail me immediately.
1. The latest incarnation of Survivor: Cook Islands the place that the teams are divided by ethnicity. I like to call the show Survivor: KKKooK Isands but somehow I cant stop watching it. As famed rock thespian Tommy Lee might say, the full show just appears like its sauteed in wrong sauce. How can something so wrong feel so right?
2. Although the Peanut is merely shy of her 2nd birthday, weve recently introduced the idea of potty training when you purchase her the sunday paper titled Too Big For Diapers, starring Ernie in the ambiguosly gay duo Bert Ernie. Since the Peanut adores Ernie, shes become obsessive about the book. Now, she needs to run up if you ask me and whisper during my ear, poo poo inside potty. She knows it cracks me up so each time she says it, the two of us laugh hilariously. At this rate, she ought to be potty trained as soon as she enters junior high.
3. Redi-Whip. Since Im still doing Atkins and also have eschewed carbs, I will no longer indulge in Oreos. But do you know Redi-Whip doesn't have a carbs? More than once, I have found myself near you the refrigerator shooting whipped cream inside my mouth. There are a small number of things in daily life that will make you are feeling like a 5-year old again. This is one too.
4. Is anybody else besides me slightly TOO excited concerning the fact that incorporates a new graphic program? Seriously, I feel like Ive been sauteed in awesome sauce! When I saw the modern look, I practically squealed with delight. By the way, on the subject of dictionaries, Im currently involved with my new favorite word, ersatz. Ive been wanting to use it in conversation lately but are actually totally spazzing out so I thought Id said here for the internet.
Have a terrific week, everyone!
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